flextrovert:

gnometeeth:


A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

"Do what you must, for I have already won."

flextrovert:

gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

"Do what you must, for I have already won."

(Source: inthelifeofa, via grillledcheese)

buttercakesandteacafe:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

buttercakesandteacafe:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(Source: importantbirds, via bloodyfishfingers)

(Source: octoberblood, via babyminaj)

judqeable:

this will always be my favourite post on tumblr ever ok

judqeable:

this will always be my favourite post on tumblr ever ok

(via grillledcheese)

(Source: thearxtics, via babyminaj)

Sleepy eyes 😴

Sleepy eyes 😴

punkbunnies:

senior year of high school i had the battiest old lady for my ap lit class and we had to get up and present a poem and i totally forgot to memorize one so i got up in the front of the room and recited “hotel california” word for word with a straight face and everyone was like cracking up and the teacher gave me a hundred for being “insightful and poetic”

(Source: ifeeltheglow, via bloodyfishfingers)

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

(Source: the-sex-and-the-city-blog, via bloodyfishfingers)

whippit-princess:

lasso:



Guys seriously would you LOOK at mini Adam Scott from Boy Meets World circa 1994



was this when he was mayor

whippit-princess:

lasso:

Guys seriously would you LOOK at mini Adam Scott from Boy Meets World circa 1994

was this when he was mayor

(via pinkelephantsonparadeee)

fall-out-bruh:

lying is the most fun brendon can have without taking his clothes off

fall-out-bruh:

lying is the most fun brendon can have without taking his clothes off

(Source: ierios, via bloodyfishfingers)

babyminaj:

i honestly cannot tell you how real this is

babyminaj:

i honestly cannot tell you how real this is

(Source: guccimaneuver)